Green Bulls, Rapping Bitcoin Launderers, Divided Regulators, And 20 Crypto Jokes

Green Bulls, Rapping Bitcoin Launderers, Divided Regulators, And 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto, Kraken said February could be a green month, BTC topped €45,000 and analysts also saw a long-term bull, while JPMorgan said its fair price was $38,000, then a survey predicted that the ETH price would double this year. , XRP rallied as new injunctions raised hopes the Ripple-SEC case could end soon, AXS and SLP surged as 'Axie Infinity slashed the daily SLP schedule, LEASH surged as Shiba Inu entered the metaverse, and we took a A look at what's behind KPMG's bitcoin and ethereum hype, as well as whether it's too late or too late to invest in bitcoin, according to Wells Fargo. Meanwhile, Tesla reported a $101 million impairment loss on BTC investments in 2021. As cryptocurrencies are increasingly used by Ukrainian hacker groups and major resistance movements, two people have been arrested for a alleged conspiracy to launder BTC stolen in the 2016 Bitfinex hack, and the UN said North Korea is still hacking cryptocurrency exchanges to fund its weapons program, but the country has denied this, calling the United States the "king of piracy and theft" in the world. Meanwhile, crypto exchanges are now the biggest consumers of Bitcoin's block space.

Twitter's Aave and Bluesky addressed a new decentralized social media standard, Gartner predicted that people will "spend 1 hour a day in the metaverse in four years," Coin Metrics found that NFT pricing is "relatively independent" of the crypto market More broadly, a Florida home is set to go up for auction as an NFT, and five crypto platforms and one DAO are set to run ads during Super Bowl Sunday in the United States.

Alors que le patron de FTX a témoigné qu'une plus grande clarté réglementaire attirerait les investisseurs en crypto aux États-Unis, une audience de la Chambre des États-Unis sur les stablecoins et la crypto a révélé une nette division sur l'approche de the regulation. The Russian government is about to launch a bill calling bitcoin and crypto an analogous currency, Hong Kong regulators and the government are considering introducing new rules to control the crypto industry, and El Salvador is considering issuing BTC bonds. in March and BTC loans for SMEs. , while a public bank lends $1,5 million to a crypto company that accepts 200 Bitcoin ATMs as collateral. Furthermore, it seems that not all Olympics attendees were impressed by the ease of use of the digital yuan. The Russian government estimated that imposing a tax on cryptocurrency-related transactions could generate €13.300 billion in revenue, Kazakhstan unveiled measures to tax the Bitcoin mining sector, and some cryptocurrency transactions could be taxed at 20% in Venezuela as a new law. . past. Meanwhile, US Senator Debbie Stabenow fumed over Bitcoin's less than 0,08% carbon footprint, while a Polish miner commercialized technology that uses solar panels to mine Bitcoin while heating the house.

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